Navigating my kid through 1st grade: Ch 1-Guess what Mom, She farts on me?



“Are you enjoying your new friends in your class?”

“Yes everyone but Rosa.” He says

“Why not Rosa?”

“Because she farts on me and I don’t like it.”

I almost choke but manage to say, “If you don’t like it tell her to stop.”

“I can’t cause she doesn’t know what I am saying.”

Okay its time to learn a little Spanish,

“No me gusta.” 

“Do you think that maybe she wants your attention to make friends with you?”

“No she doesn’t even know my name.”

Alright Spanish lesson #2

 “ Me llamo Adison.”

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