“Are you enjoying your new friends in your class?”

“Yes everyone but Rosa.” He says

“Why not Rosa?”

“Because she farts on me and I don’t like it.”

I almost choke but manage to say, “If you don’t like it tell her to stop.”

“I can’t cause she doesn’t know what I am saying.”

Okay its time to learn a little Spanish,

“No me gusta.” 

“Do you think that maybe she wants your attention to make friends with you?”

“No she doesn’t even know my name.”

Alright Spanish lesson #2

 “ Me llamo Adison.”